We’re spreading the Newcastle United love with some Valentine’s Day poems!
Just like we did in 2017 and 2018, we like to spread the love on Valentine’s Day with some poems about our squad. So, without further adieu, here are your Newcastle United Valentine’s Day poems, 2019 edition.
A Schar Thing
An exciting summer arrival, we’re glad you came/Not even a season in and you already have Tyneside fame
Against Cardiff City, you could not miss/ The first was class, the second a slight Swiss kiss
Good in defense but not afraid to go forward/We better end this now before our love goes overboard
Just kidding, our love for you is unashamed/Our January Player of the Month, unanimously named
Ki To Our Hearts
Our beloved Ki Sung-Yeung, the Asian Cup forced us apart/But, you pull the strings in the midfield of our heart
We’re glad you’re back and hope you heal fast/Because we need you to control the match and make the key pass
Just Called To Say Hay-den
You wanted to leave, but we kept you around/In this week’s match, you didn’t let us down
A crucial goal, which should have given us the win/You tried to escape our love, but we had to keep you in
Injuries have made you a crucial piece/We hope you decide to extend your Tyneside lease
We bought you from the Gunners, a quality deal/A defensive midfielder by nature and its our hearts that you steal
The Target (Man) of Our Love
Rafa wanted you desperately as his number nine/When you are healthy, you play more than just fine
A powerful player that’s bagged us some goals/Watching you play striker is good for our souls
When marking you, no defenders want to rumble/When playing with your back to goal, they all start to crumble
After the season, your loan will come to an end/But, we hope to sign you permanently, our Venezuelan friend