Newcastle United poems for Valentine’s Day 2018

NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 11: Jammal Lascelles and DeAndre Yedlin of Newcastle United all smiles at the final whistle as Newcastle won 1-0 during the Premier League match between Newcastle United and Manchester United at St. James Park on February 10, 2018 in Newcastle upon Tyne, England. (Photo by Mark Runnacles/Getty Images)
NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 11: Jammal Lascelles and DeAndre Yedlin of Newcastle United all smiles at the final whistle as Newcastle won 1-0 during the Premier League match between Newcastle United and Manchester United at St. James Park on February 10, 2018 in Newcastle upon Tyne, England. (Photo by Mark Runnacles/Getty Images) /
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On the holiday of love, we show our affection for Newcastle United with a series of poems.

Poems are a timeless Valentine’s Day tradition. They can help you express your love in beautiful flowing words. For this special holiday, here are a few poems about the love of our life, Newcastle United.

NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE, ENGLAND – JANUARY 13: Joselu of Newcastle United celebrates with Jonjo Shelvey after he scores his team’s first goal during the Premier League match between Newcastle United and Swansea City at St. James Park on January 13, 2018 in Newcastle upon Tyne, England. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)
NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE, ENGLAND – JANUARY 13: Joselu of Newcastle United celebrates with Jonjo Shelvey after he scores his team’s first goal during the Premier League match between Newcastle United and Swansea City at St. James Park on January 13, 2018 in Newcastle upon Tyne, England. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images) /

We Love You Joselu

You may not be clinical/But you’re our guy
Rafa started you most of the season/Nobody knows why
Our leading scorer/ The great Joselu
You can win aerial battles/ That much is true
A goal against Liverpool/Too bad we couldn’t win
Rather than your foot/You scored with your shin

SWANSEA, WALES – SEPTEMBER 10: Jamaal Lascelles of Newcastle United celebrates with Joselu of Newcastle United after he scores his sides first goal during the Premier League match between Swansea City and Newcastle United at Liberty Stadium on September 10, 2017 in Swansea, Wales. (Photo by Michael Steele/Getty Images)
SWANSEA, WALES – SEPTEMBER 10: Jamaal Lascelles of Newcastle United celebrates with Joselu of Newcastle United after he scores his sides first goal during the Premier League match between Swansea City and Newcastle United at Liberty Stadium on September 10, 2017 in Swansea, Wales. (Photo by Michael Steele/Getty Images) /

Captain Of Love

When we see you/Our heart Skippers a beat
Jamaal Lascelles/ Gets us out of our seat
Our fearless leader/ Show us the way
We’re in the Prem League/And we want to stay
You wear the armband well/Please never say bye
Without our courageous captain/We all would cry

STOKE ON TRENT, ENGLAND – JANUARY 01: Ayoze Perez of Newcastle United celebrates scoring his sides first goal with team mate Dwight Gayle of Newcastle United during the Premier League match between Stoke City and Newcastle United at Bet365 Stadium on January 1, 2018 in Stoke on Trent, England. (Photo by Stu Forster/Getty Images)
STOKE ON TRENT, ENGLAND – JANUARY 01: Ayoze Perez of Newcastle United celebrates scoring his sides first goal with team mate Dwight Gayle of Newcastle United during the Premier League match between Stoke City and Newcastle United at Bet365 Stadium on January 1, 2018 in Stoke on Trent, England. (Photo by Stu Forster/Getty Images) /

A Perfect Perez

A tireless worker/With perfect hair
When we need a rebound goal/ We know you’ll be there
Started out slow/Then got hot
One of the most consistent players/ That we’ve got
Ayoze Perez/ Best of them all
Even though you often/Give away the ball

LONDON, ENGLAND – DECEMBER 02: Dwight Gayle of Newcastle United celebrates after scoring his sides first goal with Mohamed Diame of Newcastle United during the Premier League match between Chelsea and Newcastle United at Stamford Bridge on December 2, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND – DECEMBER 02: Dwight Gayle of Newcastle United celebrates after scoring his sides first goal with Mohamed Diame of Newcastle United during the Premier League match between Chelsea and Newcastle United at Stamford Bridge on December 2, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images) /

We Couldn’t Love You Any-Mo

A disappoint much of the season/Now you’re in good form
You bossing the midfield/Is the new norm
Mo Diame/ The new star of the show
Can anyone stop you?/ The answer is no
After a training pitch dust-up/ You have been great
You’re the player we love/That we used to hate